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The Intermittant Spurt of Sanity
Cherry Knowle Mental Institution
16 March 2008 @ 16:09
Hehehehehehehehehhehe...okay, I've got this thing at the moment where I randomly start giggling, so I decided to take advantage of my LJ to do so. Partly because I feel like I've been neglecting my journal. But, all with reason, 'cause I'm in the middle of writing two stories. One is a LoM/DW/TW/Jekyll crossover fic and the other is a A2A/DW/TW/Jekyll crossover. Which shall both be posted up eventually. Like, when they are finally completed. But, I'm having trouble writing to the plot as the plot keeps changing. Which is incredibly annoying. So, while you're all waiting on my fiction, you can read fiction from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
lifein1973 which is amazing and has slash, het, gen, crossovers, episode reactions and wonderful peoples. So go. Now. Before I set my vicious cats on you. And they haven't been fed since last night so they're lying around looking innocent. But trust me, one thing wrong and they'll start meowing at you. So, go on. Follow the link to the comm. NOW!!!
Honestly, some people just can't take a hint. **sigh**
Kez
xx
lifein1973 which is amazing and has slash, het, gen, crossovers, episode reactions and wonderful peoples. So go. Now. Before I set my vicious cats on you. And they haven't been fed since last night so they're lying around looking innocent. But trust me, one thing wrong and they'll start meowing at you. So, go on. Follow the link to the comm. NOW!!!Honestly, some people just can't take a hint. **sigh**
Kez
xx
Coordinates: My House, Chav City, Chavtown
Emotions: 
Tis fun to shout
Tis fun to shoutTunes: Starman - Hmm..I wonder...
20 February 2008 @ 01:05
Okay, I'm really sorry about the whole 'deleted journal' thing I had going on, but my prat of an older brother decided to take advantage of me leaving my laptop logged on while I was out with mates and changed my password and deleted my account. Which is a pain in the arse. But, on the bright side, I managed to get him to tell me the new password and have now re-activated the account so...hello!
Anyway, one question is, can someone explain to me how to use an LJ-cut? Because, and now I feel dense, I have no clue how the bloody things worked and, when I tried on my own, I just managed to hurt my head and piss myself off. Sometimes, MySpace is so much simpler. But, it is still incredibly annoying.
Loves and Cuddles
Kez
xxx
Anyway, one question is, can someone explain to me how to use an LJ-cut? Because, and now I feel dense, I have no clue how the bloody things worked and, when I tried on my own, I just managed to hurt my head and piss myself off. Sometimes, MySpace is so much simpler. But, it is still incredibly annoying.
Loves and Cuddles
Kez
xxx
Coordinates: Living Room...I think it's the only room in my house
Emotions: 
annoyed
annoyedTunes: Better Luck - Scissor Sisters
11 February 2008 @ 19:57
Title: Politics for Dummies
Author: Kez
Characters: Erm...the Master, I suppose...it's sort of a POV thing
Spoilers: Last three eps of S3 Doctor Who
Summary: How to take over the Earth by H. Saxon (PM)
Authors Notes: Saw all those '...For Dummies' books in Waterstones and this came to mind...was first-drafted on the way to Manchester, but my friend lost it, so here's what I can remember.
Politics for Dummies
How to take over the World
by H. Saxon
- Use a Chameleon Arch to become human and run from the Time War
- Set yourself up as a 'Professor' to help the humans get to Utopia.
- Wait for your best friend turned arch nemesis to turn up with his TARDIS.
- Open up fob watch that you've had since a child but has never worked.
- Release Time Lord essence into system.
- Try and kill arch-nemesis and his friends by opening up gates and letting crazed Future-Kind into the compound.
- Get shot by blue insect girl who had previously been your assistant and a close companion.
- Steal friend-turned-nemesis' hand that one of his friends had carried with them.
- Steal your friend-turned-nemesis' TARDIS.
- Regenerate.
- Taunt friend-turned-nemesis.
- Try and stop ex-friend from fusing the co-ordinates of the TARDIS together.
- Be sent to the last place your friend-turned-nemesis visited in the TARDIS - Earth.
- Travel to 18 months beforehand and set up whole life.
- Cannabilise TARDIS and make into Paradox Machine for some future humans to come back into the past.
- Set up Archangel network to boost hypnotism and cover tracks.
- Become Minister for Defence.
- Design an air-ship - it could be useful in later plans
- Run for Prime Minister.
- Get elected for Prime Minister.
- Send friend-turned-nemesis' immortal ex-Time Agent's band of merry followers on wild goose chase to the Himalaya's.
- Have friend-turned-nemesis and his doting ex-Time Agent friend use a Vortex Manipulator to bring themselves to where you are.
- Announce the arrival of 'aliens' and their wish to be 'friends'.
- Try and blow up your friend-turned-nemesis and his two companions.
- Have the medical-student companion's family taken in by the police.
- Taunt the American President.
- Arrive on the air-ship that you helped design.
- Wait for future humans ('aliens') to show up.
- Reveal identity as their Master.
- Taunt humans.
- Tell 'aliens' to kill American President.
- Taunt friend-turned-nemesis.
- Kill friend-turned-nemesis' immortal companion.
- Taunt nemesis some more.
- Tant humans again.
- Use laser screwdriver and technology from one of his previous adventures, having placed a mole from one of the companions families in to find out what was going on, to show nemesis' 900 years of life.
- Taunt humans yet again.
- Play Voodoo Child.
- Activate Paradox Machine.
- Tell 'aliens' to go down among the humans.
- Tell 'aliens' to remove one-tenth of the human population.
- Torture nemesis and their immortal companion for a year.
- Wait for medical-student companion to come back from little escaping fiasco.
- Ruin nemesis' attempt at escape.
- Suspend nemesis' ability to regenerate.
- Find out that medical-student is travelling the world looking for gun that could kill you.
- Go down to Earth to collect said companion.
- Destroy gun using laser screwdriver.
- Bring companion back to air-ship.
- Wait for countdown to finish before killing companion.
- Be told that the gun wasn't why companion was travelling the Earth.
- Be reminded about the 15 satellites you'd had installed to boost hypnosis.
- Have humans turn against you to bring nemesis back to his previous, young, healthy form.
- Try and shoot nemesis.
- Break down and start to cry.
- Be forgiven by arch-nemesis.
- Attempt to escape from nemesis only to have him follow you.
- Threaten to kill yourself and nemesis.
- Have nemesis call your bluff.
- Try and escape back to air-ship only to have nemesis follow again.
- Have nemesis turn back time so that no one can remember all the things that you've done except those trapped in the control room.
- Try and escape only to be captured by nemesis' immortal fuck-buddy.
- Try and urge medical-students mother to shoot you.
- Don't get shot.
- Get told nemesis is going to keep you as a pet.
- Get shot by wife.
- Have nemesis cry over you.
- Have nemesis order you to regenerate.
- Refuse.
- Die.
- Get burned on funeral pyre by nemesis.
- Have, now widowed, wife steal ring.
busy03 February 2008 @ 13:14
Right, been thinking and reading Life on Mars fanfiction and then realised that, despite the potential, there hasn't been many crossovers with Doctor Who. Either that, or I'm so dense that I can't find them. Or else, that damn Linux penguin is mocking me again. The little sod has a habit of doing that. Like it enjoys me not being able to do things. Anyway, just a note to say, can anyone direct me to some cool LoM/DW fics and also, I'll hopefully load up my own one, probably Jekyll/Life on Mars/Doctor Who thing with nods to Ashes to Ashes. But it'll only get osted if I can write my damn short story for school. Which is a pain in the arse because I have no idea what to write...**smacks head with big bloody stick**
20 January 2008 @ 16:48
First...good god that first episode of Torchwood was hot. I hope to God that CJH is in more episodes this series. The meeting of the bar was one of my favourite moments. Especially with the kiss/fight and the argument over who was the wife. Seconded by when Jack was telling Gwen the rules and John says "Has he gotten to the 'no kissing' rule yet? He only made that so he could have me to himself." which made me laugh my head off. James Marsters was even better than when he was Spike, which for me, a devout lover of Spike, is saying something.
Secondly, does anyone have some ideas on how to raise enough money to fund an elvis tribute band? Other than selling a load of crap on "eBid", eBay's random cousin site. Although, on the plus side, eBid is completely free, unlike eBay, according to it's brand new rules...*sigh*
Secondly, does anyone have some ideas on how to raise enough money to fund an elvis tribute band? Other than selling a load of crap on "eBid", eBay's random cousin site. Although, on the plus side, eBid is completely free, unlike eBay, according to it's brand new rules...*sigh*
tired14 January 2008 @ 19:35
Can an operating system kill you? Cause I think Linux is out to get me. Seriously, it's evil. Like...mucho evil. It's quite scary. Anyway, here's some info about me:
*BASICS*
NAME:: Kez
AGE:: 15
BIRTHDAY:: 26 November
BIRTHPLACE:: Sunderland
CURRENT LOCATION:: Sunderland
HERITAGE:: Half Cornish, half Mackam
EYE COLOR:: Blue/Green/Grey
HAIR COLOR:: Light brown
HEIGHT:: 5"8 ish
PIERCINGS:: Earrings, waiting for permission on eyebrow and nose piercing
TATTOOS:: 0 unfortunately
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: White Musk, when I wear perfume
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: Purple
MUSIC:: Pretty much anything, except R&B or Hip Hop
SPORT:: None. I can't really focus on sports.
HOLIDAY:: Well..I've only really been to Cornwall, Scotland and Ireland...but Ireland was hella fun.
FOOD:: Hmm...Lasagna. I'm like a human Garfield
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Hugs. If a friend tries to kiss me...wtf?
PEPSI OR COKE:: Pepsi, all the way. But I'll have coke if there isn't any pepsi.
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: Burger King, if I have to. McDonalds gave me food poisoning, the sneaky buggers.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Chocolate
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: Fighter.
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: Definately both
LOVE OR MONEY:: Hmmm...tough one...both
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Both
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Depends on how I'm feeling
*IN A BOY*
EYE COLOR:: Doesn't really matter. They're *eyes* for god's sake.
HAIR COLOR:: Black. Or brown. Blonde's annoy me, for some reason...
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: Longish
HEIGHT:: About my height, maybe a couple inches taller or shorter.
STYLE:: As long as they look good in it
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Depends. As long as they don't look like prats, I'm happy.
HOT OR CUTE:: Cute
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: Depends how I feel about them
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Hmm...definately Lucy (Kat)
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: Lizzie (Kat)
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Barbie is pretty shy
COOLEST FRIEND:: Depends how you define 'cool'. Like body temp?
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: None of them. Mwahaha.
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Dan. Definately Dan.
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: No
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: I dunno. What is love, really? Hehe...philosophy.
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: Nope. Not a chance.
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: Erm...2/3 weeks, I think...
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: That's basically prostitution. A stupid quiz is accusing me of being a hooker. Nice one.
Not.
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: No. Not a chance.
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: Depends. Are they cute?
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: See above. Lol. Nah. I'd wait a while.
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: Nope. Or...actually, I can't remember.
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: Leddra. Ugh.
HUGGED:: Tina
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: That would be Leddra. All my friends are so homophobic lol. Not really.
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: I don't think I've said it...not out loud anyway. Maybe on MSN.
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: Annabelle (Kat). She's the only person who phones. Everyone else texts.
YELLED AT:: My brother
BROKE UR HEART:: Andy
SAID THEY HATED U:: Brother XD
U TOLD U HATED:: Dad. But it was a joke.
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: Is caffeine a drug? Cause if it is then hell yeah.
DO U DRINK:: Everyone drinks. Dumbass quiz.
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Not really.
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: Nope.
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Nein.
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: No...I'm ugly as sin.
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: In looks or personality?
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: Golden Compass, t'was quite boring.
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: Yes. But if you have to lie, then lie, lie, lie!!
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: Pepsi. AKA my addiction to caffeine.
BIGGEST FEAR:: Do you have a spare couple of days?
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: Erm...I can't remember...
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: Yup, see who the fuck it is that's interrupting whatever the fuck I'm doing at the time.
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: Shot. Or hung. Or maybe if someone sliced through my jugular. As long as it was quick.
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: Sometimes.
DO U SWEAR:: Of course I fucking swear. *Everyone* I know swears. Except the nuns at school.
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: Basically everything I've ever done. Except breaking up with Leddra.
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 20:14 thereabouts.
See, now you all know a lot more about me. None of it useful, but who cares?
*BASICS*
NAME:: Kez
AGE:: 15
BIRTHDAY:: 26 November
BIRTHPLACE:: Sunderland
CURRENT LOCATION:: Sunderland
HERITAGE:: Half Cornish, half Mackam
EYE COLOR:: Blue/Green/Grey
HAIR COLOR:: Light brown
HEIGHT:: 5"8 ish
PIERCINGS:: Earrings, waiting for permission on eyebrow and nose piercing
TATTOOS:: 0 unfortunately
WHAT COLOGNE/PERFUME DO U WEAR:: White Musk, when I wear perfume
*FAVORITES*
COLOR:: Purple
MUSIC:: Pretty much anything, except R&B or Hip Hop
SPORT:: None. I can't really focus on sports.
HOLIDAY:: Well..I've only really been to Cornwall, Scotland and Ireland...but Ireland was hella fun.
FOOD:: Hmm...Lasagna. I'm like a human Garfield
*THIS OR THAT*
HUGS OR KISSES:: Hugs. If a friend tries to kiss me...wtf?
PEPSI OR COKE:: Pepsi, all the way. But I'll have coke if there isn't any pepsi.
MCDONALDS OR BURGER KING:: Burger King, if I have to. McDonalds gave me food poisoning, the sneaky buggers.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA:: Chocolate
LOVER OR FIGHTER:: Fighter.
FRIENDS OR FAMILY:: Definately both
LOVE OR MONEY:: Hmmm...tough one...both
LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALK OR TALKING:: Both
PERSONALITY OR LOOKS:: Depends on how I'm feeling
*IN A BOY*
EYE COLOR:: Doesn't really matter. They're *eyes* for god's sake.
HAIR COLOR:: Black. Or brown. Blonde's annoy me, for some reason...
SHORT OR LONG HAIR:: Longish
HEIGHT:: About my height, maybe a couple inches taller or shorter.
STYLE:: As long as they look good in it
PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS:: Depends. As long as they don't look like prats, I'm happy.
HOT OR CUTE:: Cute
*FRIENDS*
WHOS UR BEST FRIEND:: Depends how I feel about them
WHOS THE LOUDEST:: Hmm...definately Lucy (Kat)
WHO HAVE U KNOWN LONGEST:: Lizzie (Kat)
WHOS THE SHYEST:: Barbie is pretty shy
COOLEST FRIEND:: Depends how you define 'cool'. Like body temp?
PRETTIEST FRIEND:: None of them. Mwahaha.
WEIRDEST FRIEND:: Dan. Definately Dan.
*LOVE*
ARE U IN LOVE:: No
IF YOU'RE NOT IN LOVE NOW, HAVE U EVER BEEN:: I dunno. What is love, really? Hehe...philosophy.
DO U BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT:: Nope. Not a chance.
LONGEST RELATIONSHIP:: Erm...2/3 weeks, I think...
WOULD U GO OUT WITH SOMEONE JUST FOR THEIR MONEY:: That's basically prostitution. A stupid quiz is accusing me of being a hooker. Nice one.
Not.
DO U GO ON "PITY DATES":: No. Not a chance.
KISS ON THE FIRST DATE:: Depends. Are they cute?
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE:: See above. Lol. Nah. I'd wait a while.
EVER CHEATED ON A B/F OR G/F? BE HONEST:: Nope. Or...actually, I can't remember.
*WHOS THE LAST PERSON*
KISSED:: Leddra. Ugh.
HUGGED:: Tina
TOLD U THEY LOVED U:: That would be Leddra. All my friends are so homophobic lol. Not really.
TOLD THEM U LOVED THEM:: I don't think I've said it...not out loud anyway. Maybe on MSN.
TALKED TO ON THE PHONE:: Annabelle (Kat). She's the only person who phones. Everyone else texts.
YELLED AT:: My brother
BROKE UR HEART:: Andy
SAID THEY HATED U:: Brother XD
U TOLD U HATED:: Dad. But it was a joke.
*RANDOM QUESTIONS*
DO U DO DRUGS:: Is caffeine a drug? Cause if it is then hell yeah.
DO U DRINK:: Everyone drinks. Dumbass quiz.
DO U WANT TO GET MARRIED:: Not really.
DO U WANT TO HAVE KIDS:: Nope.
DO U BELIEVE IN URSELF:: Nein.
DO U THINK UR ATTRACTIVE:: No...I'm ugly as sin.
WHAT STAR/CELEBRITY DO MOST PEOPLE SAY U RESEMBLE:: In looks or personality?
WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE U SAW IN THE THEATER? WAS IT GOOD:: Golden Compass, t'was quite boring.
CAN U HANDLE THE TRUTH:: Yes. But if you have to lie, then lie, lie, lie!!
BIGGEST WEAKNESS:: Pepsi. AKA my addiction to caffeine.
BIGGEST FEAR:: Do you have a spare couple of days?
MOST MISSED MEMORY:: Erm...I can't remember...
FIRST THOUGHT WAKING UP:: Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
IF U DONT RECOGNIE THE NUMBER ON UR CALLER ID, DO U ANSWER:: Yup, see who the fuck it is that's interrupting whatever the fuck I'm doing at the time.
HOW DO U WANT TO DIE:: Shot. Or hung. Or maybe if someone sliced through my jugular. As long as it was quick.
DO U GET ALONG WITH UR PARENTS:: Sometimes.
DO U SWEAR:: Of course I fucking swear. *Everyone* I know swears. Except the nuns at school.
NUMBER OF PAST THINGS U REGRET:: Basically everything I've ever done. Except breaking up with Leddra.
WHAT TIME IS IT:: 20:14 thereabouts.
See, now you all know a lot more about me. None of it useful, but who cares?
08 January 2008 @ 17:30
How fun is school? Better yet, a catholic school. What better place for the atheist? But, seriously, one day back and I'm already preparing to kill someone. The only decent part of the place is that I can piss off my teachers by deciding that I'm going to wear a white bobble instead of a navy bobble. And I piss off the others in my year by my ability to wear make up without my teachers noticing...
Probably because I don't put on so much that it looks like I have two faces. But, you know, give those li'l chav's a chance. They're only trying to make themselves look attractive to blind paedophiles. Honestly, what am I thinking, teasing them about the amount of make up they wear?
Shame on me...
...Not.
Probably because I don't put on so much that it looks like I have two faces. But, you know, give those li'l chav's a chance. They're only trying to make themselves look attractive to blind paedophiles. Honestly, what am I thinking, teasing them about the amount of make up they wear?
Shame on me...
...Not.
Coordinates: Living Room
Emotions: bitchy
bitchyTunes: Wishing for Ziggy again...or even some Scrubs clips on Youtube
06 January 2008 @ 22:21
Okay, so the Sweeney Todd adverts just been on. My mum's all "Ooooh, so that's why you want to see Sweeney Todd. The star."
Now, don't get me wrong, Johnny Depp is totally hot, but I'm more into the whole blood-guts-murder-cannabalism theme of the whole thing rather than mooning over the main character, 'cause no matter who the actor who is playing Sweeney Todd was, I would still totally want to see the film because I am a morbid freak who is obsessed with murder and blood and all things gory.
Still, it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause it's certificate 18, which makes me wanna cry 'cause I'm only 15. But for a 15 year old, I still read and write a fair bit of slash...although none of my slash is up yet 'cause I write it down in an exercise book before typing it up on my PC before posting it. So be patient. And it shall come to you.
Now, don't get me wrong, Johnny Depp is totally hot, but I'm more into the whole blood-guts-murder-cannabalism theme of the whole thing rather than mooning over the main character, 'cause no matter who the actor who is playing Sweeney Todd was, I would still totally want to see the film because I am a morbid freak who is obsessed with murder and blood and all things gory.
Still, it doesn't matter anyway, 'cause it's certificate 18, which makes me wanna cry 'cause I'm only 15. But for a 15 year old, I still read and write a fair bit of slash...although none of my slash is up yet 'cause I write it down in an exercise book before typing it up on my PC before posting it. So be patient. And it shall come to you.
Coordinates: My Living Room
Emotions: irritated
irritatedTunes: None, instead watching Al Murray, but I want to be listening to Ziggy Stardust